suck dick day

this is national suck dick day (24th June)

SUCK THE FUQ OUTTA YOUR BOYFRIENDS DICK HOE

person 1: hey baby wanna meet
person 2: sorry im meeting my friend
person 1: aww but todays national suck dick day

Sucks Orangies

the fuck you think it means???

"Bro that shit sucks orangies"

Suck Jam

When you throw up on a mans dick and keep sucking.

Girl 1- “omg I threw up on his dick last night”

Girl 2 - “noooo”
Girl 1- “made some suck jam, gots ta see it through my boy”

Suck a soup stick

synonym for suck a dick

Bro 50 Shades of Grey is a bad book

Suck a soup stick dude

Devious Suck

Similar to a Devious Lick, but it’s basically where a girl starts biting someone’s cock or still sucking the cock even after the orgasm.

Retard 1: just hit the most scandalous lick of the century😈
Retard 2: that’s cute, my girl hit a Devious Suck 😈

Dick Sucking Mad

When you want to know just how mad someone really is, asked them if they’e Dick Sucking Mad.

Friend: “agghh Im soo mad right now!

Other person: “You ain’t mad enough to suck no dick?”

Friend: *starts sucking dick

“Oh damn, you are in fact dick sucking mad.”

Dick Sucking Mad

When your've reach the point of no return. when you're so angry and filled with rage, that you'd even suck a dick kinda mad.

"MAN FUCK DUDE, I SOOO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT...IM ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT!!!"

*highly concerned friend- "you aint mad enough to suck no dick!"

"AGGHHHH!!" *starts sucking dick

"damn, you really are Dick Sucking Mad."