An overall stupid dumb mother fucker, really annoying and acts likes he's above everyone else. Thinks he's some amazing person but is just not, fucks with girls because he's a prick.
Man 1 "oh you may not understand I do have a higher iq than you anyway"
Man 2 "shut the fuck up Alex mercer"
He abducted a girl named Allison and made her marry him with some weird magnetic wedding ring and then forced her to eat his big chungus and he's a cougar named "Alexios charleyes cogarius"
Alex c forces people to eat his chungus
Ugly, annoying, and most definitely disgusting. Suicidal and sometimes dangerous. He follows you around like a child. And is most likely a liberal. Also has acne. This fucker won’t leave you alone.
Fuck, How fast can we lose Alex C
Alex Aruz is a big Bronx drug dealer worked with the eastside bloods
Alex Aruz the lil G
Head that is so outrageously sloppy that it makes you wonder if a bitch's jaw has detached from her body, like a snake enveloping what should otherwise be an impossible meal; Head that is indistinguishable from throat.
"Madison seems shy, but when I took my pants off she delivered some A-grade Alex Jaw."
"That mandible was built for Alex Jaw bro."
Pain in the ass, weak human who doesnt stop speaking - uses a keep cup which is a sign of weakness
Looks at that guy with his keep cup, total Alex Sloane