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A website that contains made up slang that no one actually uses.
Jim: Ayo, have you heard of the Mexican Lawnmower?
Joe: Where'd you see that? Urban Dictionary?
The Urban Dictionary is a funny website where people make definitions of words and phrases. Also takes so long for it to approve your definition. L Bozo.
I wrote this on the Urban Dictionary.
Urban Dictionary: An actual website where individuals can learn a definition about a real word, slang or not, and make their own sense of it. Although the site is filled, maybe even littered with absurd garbage. It does have the means to provide your typical John or Jane Doe with insightful knowledge about every put-down you can think of here. It can be mildly said that, many people have no idea what they are being told or have heard and can be ridiculed for it. Urban Dictionary is here to set them otherwise. "Happy hunting to those still wet behind the ears, don't even get me started on millennials"
Exhibit 1:
Bro 1: "Ah hey john doe, dont stress man, look that shit up on Urban Dictionary my dude."
John Doe:" But hey Bro 1, what's so bad about a blue waffle..."
Bro 1: "shhhhh man, don't say it out loud though Specs. And stop calling me Bro 1."
John Doe: "yeah ok man, but what the fuck is a John Doe, that's not my name...."
Example 2:
Younger sibling: Asks older brother, " Hey man, at school I keep getting made fun, cuz man, they say all these words and stuff and they're not bad words but you know, what the fuck I want to laugh too."
Older sibling: "Well sonny, I can't teach you the birds and the bees, but there's this dank website called Urban Dictionary where you can look up all the funny crap your buddies at school are talking about. Don't tell mom about it and don't mention me either if she catches your ass. I'm supposed to be a role model or something...."
Younger sibling: 5 minutes later," Bro, bro, (laughing his face off) blue waffles are sick."
Older sibling: "Easy there sport, you did not hear this from me"and concludes with a high five.
There are loads of definitions on Urban Dictionary!
A website that all schools should block for adult/sexual content
Looks Up Dolphin:
“The best “Animal” To have sex with”
That ‘s Urban Dictionary
A Website that all schools should block for adult/sexual content
Me: Searches up “Dolphin”
Urban Dictionary “The Best “Animal” You can have sex with”
Me: Wow that’s urban Dictionary for ya!
Website that knows everything. It rejects legit everything I try to add so now Im trying this. Its full of dirty shit and is the perfect way to tell your kid what sex is
The urban dictionary is so fucked up