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The act of aiming the poo exiting your anus to hit a specific target. For instance a spider, an pre-dropped depth-charge or the side in extreme cases. For example:
I went for a shit and a spider was trying to escape. Needless to say i used yesterdays lunch as mortar rounds using poo placement
As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.
When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit
A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean
A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating
While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment
the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd
"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"
The opposite of fantastic; horrible
Guy 1: "I'm having a fantastic day!"
Guy 2: "I'm having a poo-tastic day it totally sucks"
An example of words Indian people who don’t speak good English trying to find porn by adding random tags together
“Oh jagmeet did you see the new sex video today?”
“No bhupinder”
“Ok jagmeet, just search something like: India poo hot sex 2017 compilation, and it should come up”
A war ship used by the navy that stores human waste (poo) which comes to 'poo war ship'. Which is used to .and signals
Poo war ship is a ship that carries poo.