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To fall asleep when you're really high; to shlump or shleep
Friend: *falls asleep high as fuck*
Me: "That bitch just CAKED"
The action of getting cake all over your face is called being ‘Caked’. A exclamation mark (!) is added if it’s from another person or if it is a prank.
Me : “you got Caked!”
Friend : “aww man, now I have cake all over my face…”
Margaret - 'dude, the cops are coming'
Steve - 'dude, were caked'
To make ones coffee extremely sweet by adding a large amount of sugar and creamer
Person 1: dude try my coffee
Person 2: *sips* holy shit, this coffee is caked as fuck
Person 1: that’s how I like mine
Noun: The condition of one’s the hair/fur being adorned with ejaculate.
Verb: To cover and imbed another’s hair/fur with ejaculate.
-“That’s a sticky looking puppy, what happened?”
-“He’s caked.”
When a nigga gets baked or, "roasted" so badly that he has become caked. In most cases, the individual getting caked will be forced to contemplate their existence.
Hey, did you just hear how badly that guy got roasted? That nigga got caked.
To pass out: fall asleep hard.
I was watching netflix last night and straight caked.
Damn i slept through my alarm, i was caked.