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Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.
Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”
When you eat a reasonable amount of chocolate at Easter, eating too much would be unwise.
"Are you going to be chocolate wise this Easter?"
someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac
That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies
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The moment when a lover poos into their partner's vagina.
"Hey Geoff, how was sex with Tami last night?"
"Keith, it was dirty as f*ck, she asked me to give her a Chocolate Hotpocket!"
"I don't know how to respond to that, Geoff."
The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.
Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
To construct a full plate of assorted dinner foods, then slowly covering the ENTIRE plate in solid chocolate from the magical chocolate fountain.
The meal must be eaten alone while loudly grunting to attract attention.
For extra points enjoy a nice Horchata.
- My friends sat at another table and watched me do The GC Chocolate Challenge.
- How'd that play out?
-I'm not allowed back to any GC in the tri-state area, but chocolate covered chicken fried steak rocked my world.
It's a euphemistic slang, common among college girls, to say that they need to defecate urgently (etymologically in reference to the turd's collor).
"It's '''chocolate time'''" That's what one of the gals in the back of the class whispered to one of her friends to make room.