Don't do drugs, do Fortnite
Person 1: Fortnite is cancer
Person 2: ur mom gay and fortnite all nite xdddd
game that is played by mostly virgins and white bois. pubg is a lot better. fortnite players are getting shit on by pubg players.
"u wanna play some fortnite?"
"no you white boi fortnite is gay pubg is for rich nigga's"
Fortnite is a cringy ass game where virgin and 10 year olds scream and losing Brain Cells everyday for playing the game
Kid: STOP STEALING MY JUGJUG
Mom:i shouldn't adopted you in the first place
kid:SHUT UP MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE
Mom:this is the reason why me and your father are leaving you
THE BEST FUCKING GAME OF ALL TIME SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL YOU ASSHOLES OUT THERE GOD DAMN IT
FRIEND: wanna play some fortnite
Me: Yeah I wanna clap some little kids who can't play the fucking game
Friend: .....
A game that was good when it first started in 2017 but then grew worse when kids stole their mums credit cards and bought vbucks. If vbucks were the main currency then they would be millionaires. If you still play fortnite, you should be classified as a terrorist.
Police I've spotted a terrorist, he plays fortnite
a game where 7-12-year-old virgin nerd heads play by building forts and post their wins on Snapchat(also make parodies).
Jimmy: FORTNITE, FORTNITE, what's the point of building forts if you are NITE NITE.x2