Left-Handed

(Adj.) one who is capable of only sucking the left nut.

Helen Keller was left-handed, only capable of sucking the left but.

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Hand Me Down

The act of directly unrolling a condom off ones mans erect penis onto the erect penis of another man.

While running a train, Jimmy ran out of condoms and received a "Hand Me Down" from Mark.

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Paddy Hands

A phrase used to describe big hands, generally on an Irish person or a person of Irish descent.

'Wow your hands are huge!'
'Paddy Hands!'

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Edward 40 hands

A song by Mom Jeans

"Hey bro, have you heard that one song by Mom jeans?"

"Whats it called bro?"

"Edward 40 hands."

"no bro; ill listen to it now."

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hand blow dryer

a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public pooping.

When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.

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Edward 12 Hands

The game your lightweight friend plays while everyone else is playing Edward 40 Hands. Usually seen as a total cop out on the part of the player.

Jim: I can't believe Bob's playing Edward 12 Hands like a little puss while we're all playing 40 hands!

Joe: Seriously, man... Hey, I have to pee. Wanna help me unzip my pants?

Jim: Totally.

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first hand smoke

Being exposed to second hand smoke by the smoke that is being produced by the product being smoked by the person who is doing the smoking.

I only get first hand smoke when i'm hot boxing my car when i'm by myself.

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