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Any time police or legal authority get in the way of you accomplishing something
Johnny Jokes: Wheres Mike? He should have got to Club Ready hours ago...
Jimmy: O yea he pulled a James J and got pulled over for reckless driving.
Johnny Jokes: O he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.
the highest form of swagness, the verb form of swag.
Matt: “Hey bro what are you doing?”
Brad: “Nothing much, just j cashin”
A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.
Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something
Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/
Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"
"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"
"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"
"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"
"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"
Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!
Party Blowjob Rule. If somebody is nice enough to throw an awesome party. One of the girls there should blow him out of gratitude.
Girl 1: Why'd u get with eric last night u dont even like him?
Girl 2: Had to, he threw a kickass party, PB&J rule
Getting fucked in the ass with gravy instead of lube.
Gator, get the gravy! He’s gettin J Fucked!
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A J is the classic girl you fall in love with.
J is the first way to call a chick in Italy.
J endeed is an abbreviation of “Troja” which means “bitch”.
Call your girlfriend as J is not an offense because every girl is a J for someone.
J also is the initial of Juventus so your J always wins like Juventus.
So U must be proud to have a J... J is the cutest girl!
Bro1: Ey Man where’s ur J?
Bro2: Idk maybe she’s with the others Js.
1. When a group of people are in a office telling lame ass stories.
2. When your doing lame stuff at work you don't want to do.
"What's going on in here?"
"Just a giant J-fest."