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25th of november is national kiss your crush day! So have fun
Some girl: Hi, do you know what day today is?
Boy: Yes, it’s 25th, why?
The girl: *kiss him*
Boy: Wdyd
The girl: Today is national kiss your crush day
When two people have their buttholes touch while making whale sounds
Micaela, I loved hearing you and Cody whale kissing last night. I thought Netflix auto played Our Planet.
The Brown Kiss is when you finally trust that fart and suddenly feel a little wetness in your underwear.
Yoo i gotta go, bro, i just got The Brown Kiss.
March 20th is the day to kiss a cute little twink to show them how much u wanna pound them n give them that dih!
Hey it’s march 20th! I have to hit up a cute twink today and appreciate them for Kiss a cute little twink day!
March 20th is the day to kiss a cute little twink to show them how much u wanna pound them!
Hey it’s march 20th! I have to hit up a cute twink today and appreciate them for Kiss a cute little twink day!
September 16th is the day you have to kiss someone named Blake and if they play sports you have to kiss them twice
Emma:hey did you hear it’s National kiss Blake day
Jessie:omg I didn’t know I am going to go find a Blake to kiss right now thanks for telling me
Tightly holding the fanny flaps apart lick the Clitoris.
I made her come by kissing the butterflies head