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The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.
"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"
A respected criminal with highly ranked status and authority. mostly used in Russia and old USSR countries
Be careful, no one can disobey him! He's theif in law
1- Stepgrandpibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepgrandaunt.
stepgrandaunt-in-law.
If it exists, there is a Twitter user who is offended by it.
Alternatively known as Rule 35 of the internet.
"Man why is Twitter filled with a bunch of snowflakes?"
"RedTape's Law."
The child-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.
My first co-cousin-in-law is a good person.
Sibling’s spouse and spouse’s sibling at the same time.
My double-sibling-in-law is a good person.
It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b
Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b