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Slang term for the Six Rings Jordan model or any other obscure jordan model, due to the fact that they are often cheaper than any of the main retros such as the 1s, or 4s.
Another factor is the availability of the main retro models in mexico, its harder to get an authentic pair of 1s in mexico due to them selling out in an instant, no matter the colorway
Damn he really pulled up first day of schooo with the mexican jordans
The act of a female holding a man’s penis and the man moves the female’s arm to masturbate.
Bro, my girl was feeling lazy so we compromised with a Mexican rudder.
Samuel: "I feel like shit, bro"
Bro: "It's because you drank the Mexican poison!"
EXAMPLE 1:
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.
a sexual maneuver when you spread your partners anal cheeks, and blow into their rectum, a very sensual sexual act.
Friend: How did you and that Asian girl do last night?
Me: Nothing much normal but she gave me a Mexican Windpipe.
Euphemism for a dick seasoned with cocaine
Have you had that Mexican street corn? Definitely wanna make some.