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Is where sawdust gets stuck in your asscrack from all the ass sweat
Man, it's so hot out today that I think I have got a Mexican MudPie brewing
A term used at Norris Lake Tennessee, only by those in the know. Only cool lake people.
When you Mexican Stacie, you may pee on your knees. Definitely don't Mexican Stacie when Phil is driving his Pontoon by the dock.
I can't wait till Brett wears a Mexican Stacie at our Norris Lake weekend!
Unfortunately Phil will never be cool enough to wear a Mexican Stacie.
A Mexican who has jumped over the border into the US to seek refuge and leave Mexico
guy 1: hey did you see that dude jump the border
guy 2: yeah bro, that's a Mexican jumping bean right there
When you cum in a girl's ass and she facts it back in your face
Jimmy gave Sue a Mexican snowwash
When you get stopped by the border and asked for papers by the police.
Mexican Show and Tells are no laughing matter. My uncle got deported last week.
the action of hopping a fence when you extend your arms fully from a bent position.
i heard the cops and i did a mexican pushup when i hit the fence
Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”