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chest nuts

A nut covered in a super spiky porcupine-ish protection shell that will give you a million splinters if you fall on one in your yard. The nut itself is evidently so damn tasty it inspired a Christmas song that has been covered by everyone and their brother.

when a man turns into a woman and gets a boob job, they are called "chest nuts" in some parts of the world.

definition one:

"Remember when Carla was Carl before he/she had the chest nuts installed?"

"How could I forget?"

definition 2:

"Chest NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FI-AHHHH!!! JACK FROST NIPPING AT MY DOOR!!!!!!!!"

"I like tuwtles"

by jeezusbonbonz August 14, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


beech-nut

The feeling one has after getting out of the ocean with a suit full of sand.

Man, I need to get a tighter bathing suit because this beech-nut is killing me!

by Original Fat Kid January 19, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


nut job

A movie in which several individuals (frieze, barris, etc) endure nut-wrenching pain, all for the amusement of others. Footballs, croquet sticks, and good ol' tappers are the weapons of choice. As you may suspect, hilarity ensues. The movie started out as being called "tapper day," but when a typo caused the title to come out "tapper dan," it was decided that the movie needed a new title, because, well. . . tapper dan is just stupid. :D

Oh MAN!! Nut Job is the funniest movie EVER!! When frieze gets hit in the blz with that football, there's a slow-mo replay to "Take my Breath Away!"

by frieze August 8, 2003

28๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž


bust a nut

to get something done extremely fast

(comes from the meaning of to bust a nut ...
if you are jerking off and you come/cum
really fast then your nut just might explode)

past use of bust a nut:

person A: "Man, you really busted a nut!"
person B: "Yeah, I just cranked out that whole paragraph in 5 minutes."

by raginglovemachine February 10, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


duck's nuts

It is which the jizz is held in a male duck. Sometimes it may be found in a female's ducks mouth, or in various horny animals mouths aswell.

"Boy, do those duck's nuts jiggle when he waddles", eh George.

by Sukmears March 18, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shiffle Nuts

A phrase wich is used in a context of dissapiontment or upset.

Lewis: Hey man I couldn't get tickets to the game... Sorry dude..
Badger: Ah shiffle nuts... Oh well looks like we'll just have to stay home and play with the Jingo Jango and the portable teleporter...

by Rossohara June 13, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mice nuts

Formerly, in the better old days, a business term of art used to describe the insignificant or immaterial numbers or aspects of the business that the PC Police have taken away with most of life's other small pleasures.

Older manager says - these 2 companies are the material ones. All the other ones are mice nuts.

Newbie staff thinks - ha, he said mice nuts

by Karls Hammer January 27, 2016

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