Number One Stunna

A young affluent man who is more wealthy, and worldly, than James Bond, Jackie Chan, and that bitch MacGuyver.

Being in the presence of a #1 Stunna may cause otherwise calm people to stutter.

Baby: I'ma a hard stun'n nigga like Evil Knievel!!!!
Wayne: Jumpin' out Lex's and Hummers - showin' off for my people
Baby: I'm the Number One stunna!
Wayne: Wh-what, wh-what, what?
Baby: The Number One stunna!
Wayne: Wh-what, wh-what, what?

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One Trick Pony

Generally used in MOBAs, this is the act of using only one person/character in a game, without stray.

Man 1: I only play D.Va.
Man 2: Then you're a one trick pony.

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said no one ever

An nullified attribution intended to convey the absurdity of a statement.

"Thank god it's Monday," said no one ever.

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One Hit Shit

Weed so potent and THC-laden, it will get you crazy-stoned off of one hit. Contrary to popular belief, this is no myth. I have smoked two types of weed powerful enough to get me ripped off my ass on one hit: White Widow, and the almighty Pink Hawaiian.

My friend got the hook ups with the best weed in town: Pink Hawaiian. One hit had me tripping, I thought the room was at a 90 degree angle and that I was falling into a black hole. That was THE one hit shit.

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had to name that one

A large bowel movement which leaves you with a burning rectum from the large fecal mass painfully stretching the sphincter muscle.

Man I took a dump and it was so big I had to name that one.
(comparing the bowel movement to delivering a child)

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MIKE THE COOL ONE

MIKE THE COOL ONE is the coolest guy around. He is the lead singer in the All-American Surf-Rock band, The Beach Boys. MIKE THE COOL ONE wrote the 1988 song, Kokomo, the greatest Beach Boys song, along with milestone albums, "Still Cruzin", and "Summer in Paradise". But MIKE THE COOL ONE doesn’t just make old music. He also likes to Rap about Hot Bikini Babes with the Cool Kidz😎 MIKE THE COOL ONE is also very Patriotic for his Country, the US of A! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
MIKE THE COOL ONE wants to remind you that he is much better than his weird cousin Brian, who made unhip druggie music in the late 1960's, which was a decade that was supposed to be spent riding in Cars to the Beach and the Hamburger stand in the Los Angeles, California Sunshine! Luckily, Cousin Bri is in good hands with Dr. Landy of Pittsburgh, PA. MIKE THE COOL ONE also gets help from his friend, MIC ADJUSTIN' BRUCE, who is a much better bassist and keyboard player than MIKE THE COOL ONE's Crazy Cousin, Bri.

Person One:"0:35 MIKE THE COOL ONE SINGS!"
Person Two:"GUITAR SOLO 0:57"
MIKE THE COOL ONE:"God Bless America, that's how we Roll"

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one wheel wonder

when a vehicle does a "one leg" burnout only spinning one wheel

The other night Greg was trying to be a hardass, but he just looked gay when he pulled a one wheel wonder pullin out down by the river.

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