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african nose job

Receiving a formal blow job and hand job from the truck of an African elephant.

Upon entering Africa, Jon and Eric were on a safari when they heard from a local about a mysterious sexual fantasy; the elusive African nose Job.

Shortly after, Jon and Eric were balls deep in an elephants trunk getting an African Nose job, and everyone knows that an elephant and loves a good nut.

by Boobiefart69 October 29, 2015

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Beached Whale Job

When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.

Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.

by WoofWoofWolf November 6, 2011

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Air Hand Job

The pretend stroking of an invisible penis to a person where a real penis would be located. You can give an air hand job to a male or a female. Air hand jobs are very common among college track and field athletes.

Look at Joseph giving air hand jobs to all of his teammates in the weight room, it is almost like he is getting a working from pretend hand jobs.

by Air hand job master October 17, 2013

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Mexican Trowel Job

The act of inserting one’s cock into the "other" (southern) hole during intercourse without permission.

AKA – β€œillegal immigration”.

I gave this nasty bitch a mexican trowel job last night and she didn't even notice. Is that a bad thing?

by turd dangler August 20, 2015

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Bicycle Blow Job

When a guy recieves a blow job by a girl with pigtails and he uses her pigtails as if they were handlebars on a bicylce to control his blow job.

"Dude I totally got a bicycle blow job last night."

by AJAJAJAJAJ March 1, 2009

22πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Fireman's Blow Job

A fireman's blow job is when you receive some mouth lovin' while your shoes, pants, and underwear are still around your ankles, so that when the blowing has come to an end, you can pull them up and get on with your bidness.

I just got an awesome Fireman's Blow Job from my lady friend.

We only have 5 minutes, how about a fireman's BJ?

by Boola Boola January 25, 2011

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


whack job

With a "job", there is always someone else involved or else payment would not really be payment, would it? Similarly, the suffix-like term "job" added to anything implies that someone else is involved, eg. head job, rim job, hand job (No, not JUST because one can not reach on their own). Masturbating ones self should not be referred to as a whack JOB.

For Christmas I got an Xbox from mum and dad, Halo 2 from my sister and a whack job from uncle Bill!

by JB February 28, 2005

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