A person who leeches people of happiness and is very thick. Quite LARGE and talks to himself in his own language. A bit scary..
Douche: GFJKGSGKALG
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*
A person that is being useless and unnecessary; comparable to vaginal douching.
"He is such a douche."
"Don't be a douche."
A device containing vinegar used for cleaning a dirty and/or smelly vagina. Dirty vagina could be caused by having excessive sexual conduct with one or many partners prior to showering. Smelly vagina could be caused by not washing a dirty vagina. Some vagina are just smelly and need a douche anyway.
Person1: Wow, Nick smells like vinegar or possibly a dirty vagina.
Person2: Yeah I think he is a douche.
A douche: (n) a large group of Chad's, Brad's or Kyle's. Also known as a "no thanks".
I had to leave the bar because a douche of Chad's wouldn't stop talking to the bartender about crypto so no one could get a drink.
pronounced doo-sh
meaning dickish or stupid or thick or sometimes said as if to say DUHHH!
a favourite saying among the scene crowd in the South Wales vallies.
also seen on Katie and Peter: Stateside a la Perez Hilton. (God he is :D)
she is such a douche!
what a douche lol
A group of more than one hipsters.
Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."
Person two: "Which one?"
Person one: "All of them."
A person that enjoys pissing other people off. Douches are selfish, obnoxious, mean and like it when someone's angry. A douche doesn't realise that they're a douche and thinks they're cool because they find it funny to piss everyone off. Only males can be referred to as a douche. A female that behaves douchy is a bitch.