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It's when you start climaxing but stops because you realise its not real cum but just piss
"Oh God here I come"- Matty B
"OH never mind it's a faulty fire alarm"-Miles
Fire hand is when a person has capsaicin oil on their hand(s) then proceeds to use that hand for manual stimulation of genitals.
He made a dinner with plentiful jalepenos, then proceeded to finger his girlfriend after eating. The fire hand burned brightly, but the couple fought through the sting.
Fire in the Bronx-ing something is when you repeat the same piece of information several times in one sentence. Named after the “fire in the Bronx” meme of 2 newscasters doing just that. A common experience to encounter doing a school presentation while also being very nervous.
Person 1 (doing a presentation): Christopher Columbus accidentally found the Americas while trying to circumnavigate the globe to get to India. Instead he landed in the Americas, rather than his intended destination of India. He assumed he was in India, where he was trying to go, but he had actually accidentally discovered the Americas instead.
Person 2: You kinda said the same thing 3 times there.
Person 3: Did you really just fire in the Bronx it?
Person 1: (wants to die right now.)
(past tense) v. when someone totally ruins a party, relationship, or event of any sort by doing something (usually illegal) which is completely stupid which turned out worse than they thought.
Partyer #1: Dude, you shouldn't have killed that guy, you totally broke the fire here.
Partyer #2: Let's just not talk about it.
Police Officer: Shut up!
Very wide and defined shoulders that are thick and can stand out like a fire truck. Also know has Dump truck shoulders.
1: My bro has fire truck shoulders
2: “Did you see my jacked dump truck shoulders?”
“No i haven’t”
“We’ll look at them, i can barely fit in a door way!”
The program that taught me to smoke cigarettes at age 2 years and made me a genocide survivor protected by law under the woman protection act 1960, the 2008 child soldiers protection act, the 1948 laws on police ethics, the 1979 torture prevention acts, the 1991 zero tolerance laws, and the 2001 anti terrorism act, and lastly the Torture (18 U.S.C. Section 2340A of Title 18, of the northern astronautical space association privy, and the warcrime survivors act 1938 as mustard gas got in my bowl years ago. Mustard seeds suck in weed.
Fire setters used manipulative assault in 1993 causing bodily harm to genetically mutate me and cause cancer 5 times in the name of cancer prevention and stole my mom's breast and left it incomplete then monumentalized her illness with a tribunalable warcriminal insult to my mom and her fight against cancer, and their using ignorance as a defense, right? K.c.w.g.
The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.
Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.