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When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do an Alice Springs Fire Fighter?
Bloke 2: Fuckn oath Tony!
The act of taping a sexual partner's mouth closed, and unleashing the wettest, stankiest diarrhea into their mouth, and then tickling them until it comes out of their nose.
I loved watching my uncle give my little brother the Alaskan Fire Dragon.
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Fire Fudge is the feces of a firefighter.
Last night I ate some fire fudge at the firehouse.
A deadly disease of the spine caused by bad posture, and trying to do something and having your plan or attempt at a given task fail. A close relative of "back fire" but almost 10 times more deadly.
Bad posture is one gas tank away from deadly deadly spine fire
Let’s all go to the fire appreciation club to watch things burn
When you go down on someone after eating hot wings.
She was going down on me and it started heating up down there. We just went to Wings n Things so it was a Tijuana Fire Drill.