splat roll

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing

Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!

Gator Roll

When your doing a woman doggy style and then proceed to roll over and slide under her into a missionary style position all while staying inside of her

Last night I gave her the old Gator Roll

bitch ass dinner roll

That you're a cool guy/person

Look at that guy, he's such a bitch ass dinner roll

let’s roll punch

While you’re swallowing, you punch your neck with your right fist. A Heimlich’s Maneuver you perform on yourself.

I almost died choking on it, but I did a Let’s Roll Punch on myself and came out of it.

pigeon roll

When you dress your girlfriend up as a pigeon and roll her down the driveway.

"Gosh, I really envy Brad and Lisa's relationship. Did you see them doing the pigeon roll yesterday?"

Roll hats

The phrase that should be used at least 12 times a day
Roll hats

Josh k: there’s been a second bus
Harry: roll hats

Conglomerate Rolling Stone

A rolling stone gathers no moss; with some exceptions.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.

"Oh so you're going nomadic?"
"Nah, conglomerate rolling stone style. The missus can come with."