One who is more noob than noob cake or noob muffin making it a noob bakery.
Man! You ain't a noob cake! Your worse! a noob bakery!! :3
Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.
"Noob cake (n.) a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert"
The hairline that grows on ones buttocks
John: “did you see Daniels receding cake line the other day?”
The single line of cocaine you bring to an event that features food on which you’ll over-indulge unless you use it before mealtime to suppress your appetite.
Wow, if I hadn't brought that cake line, I’d have definitely eaten that entire bowl of French onion dip.
To fall asleep when you're really high; to shlump or shleep
Friend: *falls asleep high as fuck*
Me: "That bitch just CAKED"
The action of getting cake all over your face is called being ‘Caked’. A exclamation mark (!) is added if it’s from another person or if it is a prank.
Me : “you got Caked!”
Friend : “aww man, now I have cake all over my face…”
Margaret - 'dude, the cops are coming'
Steve - 'dude, were caked'