pretend to be two other guys

Code slang for the verb "urinate".

Extremely popular expression in Northern Alberta, Canada and other parts of the Canadian prairies.

Hold tight a sec fellas, I gotta pretend to be two other guys.

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Guy with a rock in his foot

Guy with a big boulder in his foot that does karate and dislocates people's jaws and breaks their spine with a single kick

Feller:Hey did you see that guy with a rock in his foot
Guy with a rock in his foot:yes

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the nice guy here 567

A 13 year old named Lachlan Tweedie from Charters Towers, Australia who runs a YouTube channel by the same name. A comedic, entertaining and overall nice person who makes mostly content from the video game company Nintendo, as he does reviews, let's plays, showcases, skits/sketches and much more.

Person 1: You know the nice guy here 567?
Person 2: Yeah I know him, he's a real nice guy if you know what I mean.

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bill nye the adolf guy

Bill Nye the Adolf Guy is a guy who hates and kills Jews for fun, he’s a hero to some but to others he’s a fucking faggot.

Me:Bill Nye the Adolf Guy
Cashier:Get the fuck out

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nice guys finish last

an awesome green day song that is true punk in nature; the premise of the song (probably the most truthful thing I ever heard) is that just because your a nice guy and treat the women great, doesnt (usually) means you wont get anything in return (since women only care about money/looks/power)

Oh, nice guys finish last,
When you are the outcast,
Don't pat youself on the back,
You might break your spine

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big face paper guy

a loser who doesn't know he/she is a loser.

"Dana, you are such a big face paper guy."

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queer eye for the straight guy

it takes a queer to make a queer

queer eye for the straight guy has under the belt practice identifying the vulnerable targets.

Little boys don't molest themselves into being queer

praise UD reruns
xmpp:urbanrestorer@Jappix.com/FuckuFunny

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