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When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey
Breaking news!: a new corporal punishment was added to every school system in the nation called a wet hagan. More on this later!
A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree, and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey
Breaking news: a new corporal punishment was just added to the justice system called a wet hagan!
When someone farts in their sleep. It is very loud and juicy. It sounds like a tablesaw.
The hautings of a wet tablesaw keep me up at night.
Nathan, in his sleep, just did a wet tablesaw.
A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.
Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!
When your girlfriend giggles during sex.
My girlfriend had a wet giggle last night in bed .
After cutting ham, wiping up the ham juice with a towel
Imma slap u with my wet hamrag