Tim D-gasm

A Tim D-gasm is the Dyer-gasm a guy has when he's getting his cock sucked by me, a friend of his lover, Richard, while I jacked off and had a Skip-gasm!

I used to give a Tim D-gasm to Richard's lover, and I swallowed his yummy load!

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Heavy D

A member of the infamous Three Stripes. Heavy D is usually the driver on Stripe excursions, and sports the Coug', also known as 'Green Leader.' His choice weaponry includes Trojan-Style swords and large foot soldier shields.

Supa' Heavy, built like a Chevy, and I don't give a fuck 'bout the HEY HEY.

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D the M V

an anacronym for "Drain the Main Vein"- meaning to take a leak.

Hey dudes, wait up... I just gotta D the M V

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8======D O

8======D is a dick. Lots of people know this but there's something different. The capital d at the end is a condom. The capital o is a vagina. The dick goes in the vagina making this picture sex.

Wanna 8======D O?

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Grammar D-Day

Verb : The act of correcting a Grammar Nazi.

Person 1 : It's your fault!

Person 2 : *you're

Person 1 : *your. It indicates posession.

Person 2 : Ach! Du hast mich Grammar D-Dayed!

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D-bager

Someone who lives in gay Darien where every single blonde bimbo girl has STDS. All the guys think that they are the "fucking man!" and all the girls will blow you for coke...pretty sweet town

New Canaan kicks Darien's ass in everything..even cheering which is pretty pathetic

DARIEN GIRLS HAVE STDS HOO RAHH HOO RAHH

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JACK D

Has enormous hairy back muscles that everyone fears. He smells like a sweaty man ejaculated into his face and farted into his eye.

Dam is that Jack D? He sure smells like it.

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