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When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh
Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died
This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis
A Vocaloid song that will get stuck in your head when you listen to it many times.
a song naming celebs and Chinese words was 1, 2 Fanclub.
A nitty who has a brother (twinny 2)
Twinny: “ u got 3 for twenty” stop smoking b twinny 1
An absolute claw hammer of a woman
Cor boys look at the absolute solid 1 over there
A day in the month of Zovember that is only accessible by a portal that appears at 22:58pm GMT on October 31st.
It is an extension of Halloween and you can attempt to go back through the portal when you please.
dude 1:hey dude! you going to find the Zovember 1st portal tonight?
dude 2: nah man my sister still hasn’t come back from last years portal.