dont tase me, bro

don't touch me; keep your hands off me; leave me along

Sheriff stops a citizen; citizen doesn't like being stopped; sheriff decides to apprehend citizen and citizen responds by saying "Dont tase me, bro."

Origine was a University of Florida student creating a disturbance during a political discussion. When security personnel tried to apprehend him, he initially tried to fight them off, and they used their Taser on him to subdue him while he was saying "don't tase me, bro". They used the Taser on him anyway.

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Super smash bros melee

The literal best competitive fighting game in all of existence

“Fuck fortnite let’s go play super smash bros melee on my old game cube”

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Bro Hammer Head Shark

-A statement at the end of a conversation with the purpose of confusing everyone who hears it.
-A brother of a hammer head shark.

"Aiight dawg I'll catch you later, Bro hammer head shark!"

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Going Full Bro

The act of any individual not typically regarded as possessing alpha-male tendencies (that is, a person not viewed by others as a "bro") behaving in a manner a casual observer could reasonably describe as "bro-like." This metamorphosis from nonbro to bro is most commonly witnessed during rush week on college campuses, although the act of going full bro can manifest itself at almost any occasion.

Kevin Spacey's dropping an unfiltered f-bomb in his acceptance speech during the 2015 Golden Globes has been described by the bro authorities as a classic case of going full bro.

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bro get with the pro

Shortened hiphop slang for "brother, get with the program"

Used to reprimand a person who is clueless, obstinent "Bro get with the pro"

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super sick bro

A phrase used commonly amongst complete retards who think they're from Surf City, California.

Why the hell are you talking like that? It's not funny. You sound like a dumb ass.

bro1: BRO, SUPER STOKED TO GO OUT TONIGHT.
bro2: YEAH BRO, OUTTA BE SUPER SICK BRO.
bro1: AW BRO I LOVE YOU LIKE A SUPER SICK BRO YOU ARE.

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bros icing bitches

anyone that gets iced twice before noon, preferably if their name is brad

damn dude we really iced that dude good, never knew that bros icing bitches could be so fun

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