“mummy can I have v-bucks for fortnite?”
“no Timmy you may not have any v-bucks”
*smashing of console intensifies”
Fortnite, the game where 9 year olds get turned on by pixels, and probably get their first boner
Fortnite Kid: Yo have you played the new fortnite season? there is so many new thicc skins!"
A trash game that a 3 year old kid will love.
Kid 1: do you play fortnite?
Kid 2: eww no Minecraft is better!
A faggot ass game that little kids and virgins don't stop talking about. Kids and virgin teens usually steal their moms credit card for useless items in the game which they think will make them look cooler. Also usually played by your local school shooter kid.
I'm gonna bring my gun to school tomorrow and get a #VictoryRoyale!
Look at that faggot, he plays Fortnite!
Fortnite is a bitch game about zombies and killing each other, it’s boring, play Minecraft, it’s about building, surviving, killing monsters with your friends. Fortnite copyrights dancing and shit from other game, I mean haven’t you noticed the revive card was stolen from Apex Legends where you get someone’s banner card or something then bring it to a revive thing? (I forgot what it was called but I think you get it by now)
Guy #1: I hate fortnite, what other game should I play?
Guy #2: Minecraft
Guy #1: I thought it was dead
Guy #3: they added foxes and raiders
Guy #1: *runs faster than you can say supercalifragalisticespialodotious*