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A Brit who identifies as a Fox, that admins trillions of meaningless facebook groups, among which "We use 10 words maximum" is pretty good. Founder and leader of CRACK FOX CULT. He loves children.
Roy: Look! That's Peter J Carter. I love him in every universe.
Peter J Carter: Dolphins don't have legs
The act of pretending to be sick while someone else gets forced to do something that you don’t want to do.
Bob didn’t want to get forced for a shift so he is pulling a J.
omg did you see j brenner at the movies the other day? He is a 9/10
He likes to play soccer but puts GOD first always. He is responsible. He gets ready for soccer practice 2 hours earlier. He dies not like to be late. He saves a lot of money to help his parents. He makes people laugh in a weird way. He does not like to waste MONEY and things he does not need. He likes to buy people expensive gifts. He pays for his own wants. He probably has a CR7 poster in his room. He likes to workout and be healthy. He cares about his family. He worries for his family. He does not like one dollar bills. He likes to fart in his dog's face.
Cousin: People from my school know you and they said you guys are best friends.
Pablo J. Garcia-Triana: What... I dont even know anyone from your school?!
A nickname for Jeremy;
that one kid who can be very rude at times, but is loving to the people he holds close to his heart.
The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in
“Hey man, how’d last night go?”
“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”
He's the guy who never saves the green hit.
"Man, I need to position myself between the glass and C. J. Roaster. He's going to torch it."