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Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.
Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?
The expression of telling someone to fuck off, get fucked, and/or bitching someone out to the point where they feel worthless/useless.
1.) "Hey John my boss just said if I don't work during my mom's funeral, I'd get fired!"
(John) "Damn bro so he basically told you to swallow the whole meat".
2.)Boss: "Hey John you have to clean up that semen over there, now!"
John: "Yeaa fucking right, you can swallow the whole meat with that shit, I quit".
To apply bleach to change the skin tone of a woman's vagina so the baby the produce will be fair skinned.
Hey, I'm trying to give my bay the best headstart in life I can!
Then you gotta Bleach Your Meat
A sexual act similar to the cream pie, the Michigan Meat Pie differs by the final part of the act, where the woman farts out the semen over a high quality steak.
Did Todd tell you about last night? Rebecca did the Michigan Meat Pie on his steaks. We were supposed to eat those tonight!
A Vagina with one or more STD's
"You really dont wanna get with her, I hear shes got a spicy meat closet"
Basically saying that you have you undies, thong, boxers, etc., stuck in the crack of your ass!
"you got a dog in the meat-house"
When you or your significant other use sriracha or another hot sauce as lubricant before performing oral sex
Jim: You look happy Jerry, had a good night yesterday? were you Spicing your meat?
Jerry: Yeah man I got my meat spiced so hard by Missus.
Jim: I remember the first time Missus spiced my meat, Boy oh boy was it an experience.