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When you’re having sex with a woman with a yeast infection and her period starts, covering your dick with cottage cheese discharge and blood
Bro: How was Paisley?
You: Dude, she totally Mexican Street Corned me!
A business that stops helping customers before the posted hours of operation
Unable to order food at 9:20 because the business closes at 10:00 this business uses Mexican business hours
When someone says he or she will bring fancy food on New Year’s Eve, but instead brings six billion table tennis balls just to be weird.
She brought her Mexican Dish again and we all know what that means!
The waving arm movements of Hispanic women when they have had to much to drink.
She knocked the beer out of my hands with her Mexican flail
When you make a toasted cheese sandwich but the cheese didn’t melt and/or stick to the bread as you desired so you there for use seamen as a substitute savoury adhesive. “Mexican Glue.”
My cheese sandwich isn’t nearly sticky enough. Not problem. Mexican Glue to the rescue!
1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero
2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together
1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican
2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican
When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms
Clerk : hey how can I help you today
Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers