A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart
I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants
A Mexican Hatman is when you drop a sleeve of Benadryl into a 4 loko and then shotgun it.
Ice T: "It's big with the kids lately. They drop a sleeve of Benadryl into a 4 loko and then shotgun it. The call it a 'Mexican Hatman'.
When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.
I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.
The one person who drinks more than 5 cans of beer per day and room full of porn magazines and is also known as the boracho
Just ask your Mexican friend about Mexican uncle
Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.
I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.
A citizen of New York with Asperger’s
I’m Mexican bean pie and I know you had a bad day but that’s cool we should play Fortnite
A gang bang of chodes at once.
We should have a mexican tree war.