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when you just had explosive diarrhea and you try wiping your butthole but the diarrhea from the toilet paper moves onto your arm and you fall down on the toilet and then you try and flush the toilet but the toilet cant handle all that diarrhea so it try's to flush, but instead squirts a brown liquid known as "Shit" or otherwise known as "Feces" all across your face and butthole which in turn makes your butthole wet. you try to tell your mom but she whips you instead and kicks you out of the house so people see you outside butt booty naked with shit and feces all over your face and ass
"Hey Johnathon, I currently have a wet butthole!" "I don't fucking give a shit, Timmy."
A cowardly individual who uses their celebrity status to shield them from criticism; usually one who expresses opinions intended to be controversial that are founded in lies or ignorance, that they then will spinelessly avoid being put in the position of having to justify.
Owen Jones is such a wet weed!
Tacho WalletWet LettuceSausage Wallet
After watching Fifty shades of Grey her vagina was like a wet trench
When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream
Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!
Noun. Wet feta is an incorrect term for cottage cheese that refers to the texture of the cheese.
David: Hey Emma I got you some Wet Feta
Emma: Don’t you mean cottage cheese?
When someone licks their finger like a wet Willy but sticks it down a man’s urethra.
Jerry “Yo he’s naked in the shower sleeping give him a wet shaft”
Danial “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”