Crocodile Blow-Job

Whilst a man is recieving a BJ, he crosses his legs behind his partners head, forcing her to take all his manhood and locking her head in position. Once the legs are locked he then proceeds into a 'death-roll', rolling from side to side until he finishes.

For the females part, she is to try and say "Crikey, He's cumming right for us" in an Austrlian Accent, whilst gagging on his manhood

Alex: last night a gave Kris a Crocodile Blow-Job!
Charles: But did she say "Crikey!"
Alex: i'm not sure with all the gagging!
Charles: Steve Irwin would be proud!

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Hand Job Nails

Fingernails on a woman that are long and nicely manicured. A French manicure looks best, but other colors and designs based on ethnicity may be just as suitable.

Check out the Hand Job Nails on that tramp!

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Jewish Nose job

The act of eating a girls ass and plowing her pussy with your nose. Usually only Jewish men can accomplish this because of the size of their nose.

Tiffany liked the Jewish Nose Job I gave her.

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Blow Job Face

the face Renée Zellweger shows sometimes. It's when you scrunch your face and lips up like your giving a blow job.

person 1: "Nice "Blow Job Face".

person 2: "fuck off!"

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green jobs

jobs related to eco-friendly, "green", clean energy-related industries.

President Obama is acting legislation to create 1 million green jobs.

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Rim Job

An instance in which the tongue is rubbed in a circular motion around someone else's sphincter.

"Nick Jobb sure does love giving jake a nice rim job".

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wack job

there r 2 contexts in which "wack job" can be used

1) as an insult, similar to "jerk off" or "wanker"
e.g - that guy is such a wack job

2) giving ones self sexual pleasure (masturbation), similar to wanking yourself off
e.g i want a wack job

e.g 1) - That guy is such a wack job

e.g 2) - I'm in the mood for a wack job

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