The ugliest person alive some say. An Alex Orange Martin is a homeless person who lives in a bin behind IKEA in Manchester. He sneaks into the library to play video games and yell at his "friends" who he insults to make himself feel better. He does not have any real friends but some pretend to be his friend couse they feel bad for him.
I would hate to be a Alex Orange Martin
A really good friend who most likely has a big dick and good taste in style normally finds himself watching porn twice a day
Alex :) is potty trained vet late in life
A person who is from liverpool but sounds as if he was from Scotland 🏴
“Im NOT FOCKING SCOTTISH” yes you are your being a ‘ Scottish Alex ‘
A person who’s addicted to anime and dropped the mha fandom :)
Y’know Alex🤡✨right? Yea they’re weird.
An amazing girl who will change your life forever
I’m so lucky Alex Bray is in my life
Alex is the weirdest mf in the planet earth but sometimes he's funny and he's fun to hang out with and stuff. He's actually my boyfriend n it's honestly been great w him. ALEX IS AN AWESOME MF SLAYED THAT ATE N LEFT NO CRUMBS
ALEX: immaculate
gera: bros so bitchless
Alex Masserey