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Douche

(adj.) classification applied to a person, or group of persons, who intentionally exhibit behaviors and/or make statements without care for others. Several divisions of the "douche" exist. 1. Selfish douches, who act and speak with only concern for their own needs, desires, and wants; 2. Righteous douches, who believe their actions are sanctioned by a higher power; and 3. Retributive douches, who purposely act in such a way to inconvenience selfish and/or righteous douches.

That guy who parked in two spaces is a douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!

by jewellstudent February 23, 2014


Douche

A literal waste of oxygen. He’s probably white, cis, and straight. He may or may not be a hypebeast, and is extremely bigoted but acts like he isn’t. He’s usually spotted at school harassing girls, or at a drugstore or any shop that sells nicotine. He uses slurs like “slut” to girls he doesn’t like, and “d*ke” and “f*g” for people who he thinks are too masculine or feminine. He’s a piece of shit, basically.

Person 1: “Hey did you see that video Kaitlyn sent to every one of Bryan harassing her in class?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I’ve seen it. It’s gross, he’s honestly such a douche!”

by r.raviolii December 15, 2019


douche

Daniel

Daniel is a douche

by BigDog69420 September 6, 2018


Douche

Greg Abbott

"Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"

by Fluthy March 19, 2022


douche

a dickhead person...
can be used for man or woman, bur generally said about men...

that dude is the sound a bowling ball makes when it hits the pool...douche

by hollyRoxxx January 25, 2022


Douche

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a douche.

by Aphiina April 15, 2019


Douche

President Barrack Huessin Obama

That douche Obama is making America nigger-rich.

by Deodexidus October 13, 2013