Hand Job Nails

Fingernails on a woman that are long and nicely manicured. A French manicure looks best, but other colors and designs based on ethnicity may be just as suitable.

Check out the Hand Job Nails on that tramp!

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Jewish Nose job

The act of eating a girls ass and plowing her pussy with your nose. Usually only Jewish men can accomplish this because of the size of their nose.

Tiffany liked the Jewish Nose Job I gave her.

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Blow Job Face

the face Renée Zellweger shows sometimes. It's when you scrunch your face and lips up like your giving a blow job.

person 1: "Nice "Blow Job Face".

person 2: "fuck off!"

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green jobs

jobs related to eco-friendly, "green", clean energy-related industries.

President Obama is acting legislation to create 1 million green jobs.

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Rim Job

An instance in which the tongue is rubbed in a circular motion around someone else's sphincter.

"Nick Jobb sure does love giving jake a nice rim job".

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wack job

there r 2 contexts in which "wack job" can be used

1) as an insult, similar to "jerk off" or "wanker"
e.g - that guy is such a wack job

2) giving ones self sexual pleasure (masturbation), similar to wanking yourself off
e.g i want a wack job

e.g 1) - That guy is such a wack job

e.g 2) - I'm in the mood for a wack job

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fish job (F.J.)

Of or pertaining to the action of catching a fish and in that exact moment, placing it into your pants, with the fish still alive and squirming, until ejaculation occurs.

Last night I was down at the river and got the best fish job (F.J.) I think it was a trout.

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