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Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.
Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
As Orwell Warned Us, Russian bots and trolls will attack anyone who points out the fact that Russian bots and trolls are Russian bots and trolls -- and, further, Russian bots and trolls will accuse the real people of being bots and trolls!
Included in Putin's "Active Measures."
"Did you see that guy STILL arguing that Russia Russia Russia had nothing to do with the theft of the 2016 election?"
"Even after everyone, from the GOP Senate to Trump itself, admitted that Russia began its interference campaign in 2014? Well, I guess Kremlin's Law won't be repealed before Putin is dead."
The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the original discoverer
"You hear about Roon’s law?”
"Yah man but funny thing. It was made by this guy called Andrew Reed"
1- Great-grandniece's husband.
2- Spouse's great-grandnephew.
My great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
1- Great-grandnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's great-grandnephew.
My great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
Whittle's Law states that the only reason why someone or a group of people would willingly do something which makes themselves look bad is because the only alternatives would make them look even worse.
Using Bill Whittle's Law, we can know that the only reason why the politician admitted to doing cocaine is because if he had denied it then people would have eventually known both that he does cocaine and is a liar to boot.
The grandson-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.
My co-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.