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A nigga that is certified poop
He is a certified poop nigga
When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.
"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."
When a girl has diarrhea on her period. It is the period shits.
Girl 1: girl I just had the biggest PB&J poop!
Girl 2: ewww, same.
when someones face constantly looks like the have to poop
"hey does your friend need to use the toilet"
"no he just has resting poop face"
A large poop where total disregard for courtesy flushing and toilet clogging potential is taken because of the industrial grade toilet you are pooping into (the ones with the really powerful flushes that can likely flush down an entire cow). Normal 3 flush poops can be taken in one sitting by the industrial grade toilet.
Man, I just dropped an industrial grade poop. Couldn't even see the water in the toilet bowl after I was done, but the flush was no problemo.
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Poop in your mouth is slang for talking crap.
Poop in your mouth: That boy had so much poop in his mouth he didn't know where to spit it all.
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The strut and kick that a dog does after relieving itself. May be extended to a more general sense.
Ginger is doing the poop-walk-of-victory. You can let her in how." "Look at Bob doing the poop-walk-of-victory. All he did was put paper in the copier.
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