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A loo roll that has been panic bought due to a viral outbreak
Folks are hoarding they’re flu rolls like crazy I can’t get any, supermarket shelves are empty, had to buy extra copies of the daily mail
A hot sausage roll is when you defecate in your hand and proceed to masturbate
Bro that was a sick hot sausage roll you just pulled , big load
Hot sausage roll - when you shit in your hand and then have a wank
"Dude I had the best hot sausage roll last night"
"Me too bro"
A friend that has an obsession with bead bracelets and hot chocolate
"My best friend is bethany Thomas"
"Oh you mean a fruit roll up?"
"Yeah!"
A drive by that’s targeted for a gay person or any other member of the lgbtq+
This can also be used for when the opposite happens
Hey Damien do you wanna pull a fruit roll up tonight?
Man that fruit roll up we did last night was crazy he never saw it coming!!
Puckered butthole that resembles the end of a roll of bologna.
Dennis asked 'what is the difference between a nine volt battery and her bologna roll ?' ... 'Sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on it!'
”Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day is on the 25th of Februari and it reminds us about the sadness of the people that are not allowed to eat chips ;( This is a day for them to escape their depressing reality and eat some chips #JusticeForOurNoneChipEaters
Non chip eater: “Aww I wish that I were allowed to eat chips;(“
Me: “Well, today must be your lucky day cause it’s Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day today!! :)”