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To make ones coffee extremely sweet by adding a large amount of sugar and creamer
Person 1: dude try my coffee
Person 2: *sips* holy shit, this coffee is caked as fuck
Person 1: that’s how I like mine
Noun: The condition of one’s the hair/fur being adorned with ejaculate.
Verb: To cover and imbed another’s hair/fur with ejaculate.
-“That’s a sticky looking puppy, what happened?”
-“He’s caked.”
When a nigga gets baked or, "roasted" so badly that he has become caked. In most cases, the individual getting caked will be forced to contemplate their existence.
Hey, did you just hear how badly that guy got roasted? That nigga got caked.
To pass out: fall asleep hard.
I was watching netflix last night and straight caked.
Damn i slept through my alarm, i was caked.
Getting the snot rocked out of your skull.
Dude, you see that fight last night?
Ya bro, dude got caked!
Getting the snot knocked out of your skull.
Getting absolutely rocked in the face.
Yo man, you see that fight last night?
Yeah bro, dude got fuckin caked.
To be covered in someone's ejaculate
"Johnny is so fit, I want to be caked by him"