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A blow job so sloppy and intense that it leaves you a quivering mess, and just when you think it’s over, she keeps sucking until she’s drained your soul out of your dick and cleaned up every last drop.
After that wet vacuum, I’m convinced she could clean up a flood and still leave me wondering where my will to live went!
Boring person, dull, lame, dreary, a person who ruins a good mood.
His wife was a bit of a wet fish at the orgy, she only gave me a handjob.
A non-firm handshake, no effort, sloppy.
He his handshake was a wet fish
When you are washing your hair and a drop is sliding on your back right in your butt.
When my dad is washing my hair, I always get wet hair.
(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.
"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."
A distance cousin of the "Wet Willy" where the male partner ejaculates into the ear of his partner.
We were having a good time, until he pulled out and gave me a wet jeffrey.
When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not
Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.