S n' D

Splash n' Dash. having sex with a girl then realizing that you must leave as soon as possible to avoid relationships

i was drunk as hell so i had to pull off a S n' D and i never saw her again.

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John Wayne-d

When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.

"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"

"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"

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D n' B's

(D-n'-B's) noun, short for Dick and Balls, a way to show disgust to a subject or mission. Usually said underneath your breath, much like the word, "shit." (Can also be used with eye rolls.)

Me: Go do your work!
You: (underneath breath) ahhhhh, D n' B's

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Mozart in D Major

A Donkey Punch followed by a double ear slap, leaving the victim temporarily deaf

Last night, I gave Maria a Mozart in D Major while yelling 'Get Some!' I think that might have been my best symphony to date.

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my d is e

Abbreviation of 'my dick is erect'. This phenomenon usually occurs around attractive women.

"Dude did you see that chick?"

"Hell yeah dude I saw that ass! My d is e."

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D TrAn

a hardworker, yet lazy terrible bike rider. He loves flirting with girls.

not ur ass again right?
u should bend down and they'll give u a ride.

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jar d leto

jar d leto is a phrase used when something bad or upsetting has occurred.

“my mom got into an accident”
“jar d leto!”