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They all have an amazing 82 inches but only 5’4 but the sweetest person u will meet
Mark : oh my it’s Alex, I’ve heard he’s got 82 inches
Has a 47 inch cock can steal everybody’s girl and is sexy as fuck the sexiest men alive
Alex is sexy as fuck and his cock too big I can’t fit it in my mouth
A super hot and smart guy. Usually has a girlfriend named Faith. Will attract your attention.
Person 1: Bro did you see that guy over there?!
Person 2: Yah, that's probably an Alex
One specific Alex from Vancouver has the worlds largest penis, every woman who has ever seen him has instantly creamed their pants, even the female doctor who delivered him. Many think he is the next Christ but that is an insult to the greatness that is Alex. He can fly, and when he orgasms his sperms shoot directly into the ovaries and impregnate all the eggs at once and his lover detonates with pleasure.
wait who’s that again I forgot
someone: hey! Remember Alex, ur ex?
me: wait who’s Alex??
alex basically never existed love.
The friend that will be your friend for nine years then just dump you like poop because they're a dung beetle. Also thinks that they're better than you because you have an android phone and they have an apple.
"Wow, you're being such an Alex right now."
Alex is a very rare person and ginger she is scared of birds and likes to play around with make up a lot of people don’t likw her but if u get to know her she’s a very funny person
Alex: is there any birds about?
Friend: yea above ur head