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Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)
Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.
During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.
Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
You're such a regurgitated anal butt vapor
When you fart on your hand, then masterbate with said hand.
It was a special night, he was drunk, he did the Virgin's Anal.
A more sophisticated phrase to call a fart that stops you in your tracks when you catch a whiff.
I walked into the bar bathroom and caught a whiff of her anal breeze.
The act you commit of fucking some random persons ass so hard they shit and piss at the same time
man: i love intense anal rape
man 2: yeah but its so messy
refuses to let anything enter the anus.
My exgirlfriend was anal reluctant, hence she is my ex!!!