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When a wooden handle is inserted rectally, until creamy cum is produced.
Last night Davie used a mop handle to give me an Amish butter churn.
What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
elias likes to suck his wang all night long. he is a choo chogger
Dutty Butter is where a plumber takes his wel greased length and incorrectly attempts a docking this leaves a sticky mess or a 'dutty butter' over all parties involved
Lewis slipped at the last moment whilst docking Paul and covered him in dutty butter
1. The same affect as truffle butter, after having consumed glitter pills. 2. Making your significant other take glitter pills for a week, the making sparkling truffle butter through a combination of anal and vaginal sex. 3. The substance or froth produced after having anal sex and vaginal sex with someone who has consumed a significant amo6of glitter pills.
My girlfriend has been taking glitter pills all week. This weekend I'm gonna work her up a thick glam butter.
Bohemian Butter Cupz has bad taste in music
Bohemian Butter Cupz hates @rayveen