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The result of a handjob continued after orgasm. So-called because of the churned result from a low-technology method.
"Hey Mitch, you're walking kind of funny."
"Yes, I'm a bit sore after making Amish butter last night."
When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.
Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
To look nice, dress fresh, new haircut baaically looking good and nice.
#DETROIT #PONTIAC
Girl: i like your new haircut.
Guy: yeah. You like that, that's that butter cheese..
An exceptionally smooth landing, usually performed in an airliner.
Look at that pilot perfectly buttering the bread
An extraordinarily smooth plane landing.
That pilot is really good at buttering the bread!
all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual
musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
When one person puts peanut butter on one side of another's ass cheek and jelly on the other cheek then proceeds to motorboat the pb and j.
can I peanut butter jelly your ass tonight?