fire monkey

when something is radical and super duper awesome

how was the party last night?
fire monkey?

how’s your juice?
fire monkey.

fire tan

A fire tan is when one sits close to a fire and experiences a slight tan due to the fire. (Don’t be confused for a burn)

Oh boy! Will you have a very nice FIRE TAN going right now.

Fire Cactus

When you hit your friends vape or a penjamin and you can’t stop coughing.

Friend A: Hey, hit my vape!
Friend B: Okay!
*coughing*
Friend B: SHIT! Damn Fire Cactus!

Fire emblem the binding blade

The best fire emblem game hands down.
Also Roy’s our boi.

“I played fire emblem the binding blade and it was one of the greatest gaming experiences I’ve ever had”

Fire Grape

A purple fire that is called a fire grape. The master of fire grapes is Alex.

Is that The Fire Grape Master?

Marvel we didnt start the fire

Tony Stark, Iron Man, Nick Fury has a plan
Big shock, Pepper Potts, Arc Reactor Core
Asgard, ancient war, Loki, and his brother, Thor
Bruce Banner, radiation, transformation, *roar*
Coulson and Maria Hill, they're the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Clint Barton, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Russian spy
Captain Rogers, World War II; Bucky, Peggy, I love you
First Avenger, here we go, everyone assemble!

We didn't start the fire
It was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we're tryin' to fight it

Obadiah, Blonsky, Whiplash, Laufey
Red Skull, Hydra, Arnim Zola, Loki
Battle for humanity, Stones of Infinity:
Space, Time, Soul, Mind, Power, and Reality

War Machine, Falcon spin, Bucky Barnes is back again
Star-Lord, Gamora, too, Drax, Rocket, "I am Groot"
Vision, Mantis, Nebula, Ultron in Sokovia
Civil War, Ant-Man, Scarlet Witch, and Spider-Man
Doctor Strange, Ragnarok, Henry, Janet, and the Wasp
Black Panther in Wakanda, Shuri, Okoye, Killmonger
Captain Marvel, Goose the Cat, flying higher, further, faster
Thanos and Infinity War, I can’t take it anymore!

We didn't start the fire
It was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on and on...
We didn't start the fire

marvel we didnt start the fire is soooooo good

Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing

The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.

I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...