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brilliant album by thrash metal band Slayer
guy 1: god hates us all was one of slayers best albums
guy 2: slayer rule
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1. a phrase used when in complete despair (getting hurt, getting your car stolen, etc.)
2. God damning each and every creature to hell
1. Goddamn it all to hell, i'm being court martialed and i barely became a corporal
2. May God Damn it ALL to hell!
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Hey, I’m just quoting Kylie Jenner. . . .
KRIS: Kylie Jenner, please report to the foyer; I have a surprise for you . . . !
KYLIE: Oh my God, is that a chicken?
OH MY GOD IS THAT A CHICKEN
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the band waterparks. they are god’s favourite.
awsten: “god’s favorite f*cking boy band, pray to be important”
person1: omg have you heard of the band waterparks?????
person 2: yeah they’re gods favorite boy band
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A all powerful Nazi dictator of the United States of America. This person rules above all three branches of government.
Alex Jones was wrong. Eternal God Emperor Obama didn't take a third term, he created this office with a last minute executive order on 1/20/17.
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This is a wall, usually in some aspiring male's office, in which he displays diplomas, citations, plaques, trophies, and pictures of himself with celebrities. This is done in a delibreate attempt to foster an enhanced self-image to others.
Jack had a few bogus plaques and diplomas on his God I'm wonderful wall. They impressed the chicks.
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A quote that the famous Louis Tomlinson said to Niall whilst on the radio because he dropped his tea.
Harry: “Of like...”
Niall: *Drops tea*
Louis: “OH FOR GODS SAKE NIALL”
Niall: *Screams in pain*
Harry: “For the benefit of the radio...”
Zayn: “My coffee!”
Harry: “Niall's just dropped his tea”
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