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Oops looks like this joke went to far please stop please
This got out of hand please stop
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When your female room-mate throws a period blood soaked feminine hygiene pad into your room.
I pissed my room mate off during her period so she threw a portuguese hand grenade on my bed
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when hooking up, it is the act of cupping ones hand to act as a receptacle for ejaculate when rubbing one out. This prevents jizz from getting on the sheets, couch, floor, or unwilling participants.
note: not applicable to relationships. swallowing is de rigueur in such situations
My hook up last night was taking forever, so I busted out the polite hand cup, shot my load, and left.
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Situation in which you misalign your finger keyboard positions while typing, either being shifted vertically or horizontally, producing a completely random and nonsensical array of letters. It usually ends with a "wtf" expression.
Person One: Dude, guess what. Yesterday I went to walmart and the most randomest thing happened to me. So there was this elderly woman that gave me a fucking naughty stare that literally caused my insides to convulge. Then, siffrmy;u djr dysdtyrf yp ;olr / djr gotdy dystdyrf yp lo;; yjr ns;d smf yjrm djr lo;;rf yjr notf esoy eyg s, o etoyyomh ,sm
Person Two: .....
Person one: ...wtf
Person two: lol wrong hand situation
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An entry to make Bill giggle:
something you say when you are out of other ideas, or need to confuse the person you are talking to
Your getting mugged:
Mugger: Hey! give me your money
You: oh!?! hey, when are left hand!!!
Mugger:???
Mugger runs away.
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When you've just finished masturbating, but someone messages you on the computer and you have to respond. You have to type the message with solely your left hand.
Dude, so I was masturbating last night, and then I got a message from Susan! I started left hand typing, and before I knew it we were hours into a conversation and I hadn't even washed up!
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Usually in Afghanistan the left handed shake is a very famous gesture. When someone tries to shake hands with you using their left hand it means they have nothing but hate, disrespect, rageful anger and enmity for you. If you shake their left hand you then you should expect something bad coming on your way if you don’t shake his left hand then your accepting defeat and showing everyone that your a coward. Nowadays it’s mostly used between huge rival Gangs and Mafia’s in Afghanistan.
Left-handed Shake is a another form of declaration of war against another person, group, or family
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