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When a Mexican finds out Canta Ritos makes a Hard Soda.
I told my friend Ivis about the Canta Ritos Hard Soda and he stated, "I'm about to have a Mexican Wet Dream."
When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.
-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.
-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream
The awkwardness of three or more people looking at each other waiting for someone to do or say something
Jay said "What is this a mexican visual standoff?" thus ending the awkwardness.
When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.
Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.
A broken beer bottle held in the hand and used like a knife.
Two drunk guys got into a fight in the bar and one them turned his beer bottle into a Mexican switchblade.
Filling a lady taco with guacamole, tomato salsa, sour cream & jalapeño peppers and sprinkling it with cheese to finish before you go down on her like a dog eating hot fries.
Vic wanted to spice it up in the bedroom, so we tried the Mexican trifle, it blew us both away!
Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.
Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.