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when someone wishes to be gifted an egg.
CARL-EGG ME DADDY 0W0
jACK-WTF ARE YOU OK?
CARL-NO, I NEED A FUCKING EGG NOW
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A man above the age of 56 dunks their balls in a urinal previously used by a transgender woman (must have a wiener), then proceeding to either f*ck or kill a large donkey.
Jim: Can i get a number 5
minimum wage worker: why is there a donkey corpse in your car
Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers
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1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man
1) Yo he is a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) He looks like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
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A blunt satirical riff on the puzzling 'Holy Trinity'...as if a Schitzophrenic Deity who thinks he's his Own Father / his Own Son / each others' Disembodied Spirits - is BETTER than Just ONE.
"My girlfriends parents are SUPER-RELIGIOUS Catholics; the first time I met them, they started grilling me about 'the holy trinity' - you know, Big Daddy, Junior & The Spook...
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cum in my asshole daddy is sexy
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To get knocked up by a rich man
Chick #1: Karen told me that the guy who owns the Walmart up the street got her pregnant.
Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.
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The act where Daddy Pig goes missing and you don’t know where that silly man could have gone!
Peppa: OH DADDY PIG!? daddy pig, where art thou?