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A milk socks is when you drench you sick in milk and let is dry then use it to stick up someone’s living place
Hey bro I just milk sockyed you lmfao
This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
an adorable cookie from cookie run.
Me: omg have you've seen milk cookie?!
My friend: yes?
Me: he's so cute, amazing, and i just want to hug him!
My friend: ok bye-
Something that is offered to those who need to harden the fuck up emotionally.
Oh look Jane's crying again, that bitch needs some emotional milk.
Milk that’s made from a flippin linguine noodle what else would it be
I’m dehydrated. Can I get some linguine milk with that clam sauce?